Ass carrot

An ass carrot is a person - almost always a male - who is a 100% arrogant while being 100% stupid.

Markus spent an hour arguing that licking a public toilet seat is perfectly safe. He was being a total ass carrot.

by U-R-Da-Man July 10, 2025

Southside Carrollton

Southside Carrollton Texas home to the Carrollton crips territory stops at the George bush toll road don’t wander if you from the northside or you’ll get Josey lane jacked

Southside Carrollton:yo don’t go wandering In Southside Carrollton

by John dough 💸 December 22, 2025

Whip-shaped-carrot

Device used on team players to ensure co-operation with the Hidden Power Master.

Be enticed by my whip-shaped-carrot or I'll beat you with it you mud dog.

by RAMbozo the Clown December 20, 2008

eat your carrots and broccoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".

a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.

by Sexydimma May 25, 2012

waxin the carrot

aka blow job

"I'll meet u there as soon as she's done waxin the carrot."

by Jus sayin July 1, 2015

Milk the Carrot

When a ginger haired person masturbates. As their ginger pubes are similar to that of the color of a carrot.

Person 1: "Cameron's gone home early from the party"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"

by Con con July 22, 2017

squash the carrot

masturebate your penis.

"i'm about to squash the carrot "

by kiara_c3 September 19, 2017