Eye Candy 

Something that is not intended to perform a function, just to look nice.

That image has nothing to do with the product, it's just eye candy.

Eye Candy by Bandit646 December 9, 2008

Mind Candy 

Something pleasing to the mind, but isn't intellectual or though provoking and in some cases can degrade brain function.

I only buy OK magazine because i need some mind candy after a hard day of thinking

Girl 1: I love the latest series of 'farmer wants a wife' it is total mind candy!
Girl 2: Yeah it's so good I can feel my brain rotting after every episode

Mind Candy by Rafetta November 22, 2009

Angry Candy

n. A young girl with issues who has intermitten bouts of rage. In the case of someone who is 'angry candy', these moments are ironic and sad, because the girl is so small she can't actually damage anything other than herself.

"Relax, angry candy. It'll all be over soon, so put down the pillow and take a moment of chill, kay?"

Angry Candy by Robert Akins April 17, 2006

chronic candy 

candy that tastes like marijuana, they make suckers and energy drinks. there slogan is every like is like a hit.

daddy i want some chronic candy

chronic candy by goooooogle July 9, 2006

mommy candy 

obviously middle-aged man who over-grooms himself in an effort to appeal to younger women, but whose age makes his appeal only work on women his age who think they're still 20 somethings, too.

"Did you see Chelsea's dad, rocking the Abercrombie? Total mommy candy."

mommy candy by torngc September 8, 2009

Smart Candy 

The candy seen across campus during the time of exams.. Commonly in little orange pills or time release capsules..

1."What you doing tonight?"
2."Ima take some smart candys and cram all night to pass my final"
1. "good luck, you got any extra?"

Smart Candy by g8r boy July 6, 2010

boat candy 

a girl whos only purpose for being on the boat is to be hot and attract attention. the girl is normally hot and petite. skimpy bikini, trucker hat, beads, tattoos, and pasties are all optional and add to the hotness, but dancing on the back of the boat and occasionally flashing the public are required

o so she is going to be our boat candy

boat candy by pen15spellspenis July 12, 2011