Bartholomew township Brussels sprout

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.

Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!

by Lebronludortsex July 28, 2025

Bartholomew

A sussy person that is either a twink gay guy/femboy, a nerd, or a king or prince of the medieval times that serves no purpose other than to fuck his wife and make babies

Guy 1: "Dude I think that nerd was gooning in the bathroom yesterday"
Guy 2: "Oh shit really? you mean the femboy or the nerd Bartholomew?"
Guy 1: "sheeeeit, I forgor"

by a random nigga with no purpose October 24, 2025

bartdoyouwannaseemynewchainsawandhockeymask

A way to ask your son if they want to see your new chainsaw & hockey mask.

"BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?"

by oddurite November 3, 2025

bartender

The slang term referring to people who concoct two or more pre-existing beverages (e.g. Sustagen + Kapal Api coffee + Red Bull energy drink + Kuku Bima energy drink) into an entirely new kind of beverage

At the party, he turned into a real bartender, mixing Sustagen with Kapal Api coffee and a splash of Red Bull—who knew energy drinks could reach such creative heights?

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

Bartism

People who like Bart allen and has autism

I have bartism

by Batsy_thedarkknight November 28, 2025

Barting

Barting (Bar-Ting) or to “Be Barted” is a term used to when someone rage baits you for an extended period of time and then becomes offended by your response, Simillar to Gagzing

Yo this nigga jacob is barting bro

by P. Bart December 26, 2025

jory bartnicki

Jory Bartnickis are rare to find. In fact, there is only one known one in America. They are known for being loyal, trustful people with a sarcastic sense of humor. Making one angry or messing with their territory (friends, family) can be a deadly choice, they have a large gun collection and vigilante-style ideas for justice. They can have random jackass moments but easily snap out of when given apple pie. If you find one, hold onto it because it may be the only one you ever find.

Finding a jory bartnicki is ALOMST as rare as seeing sasquatch.

by One who has studied the jory October 24, 2009