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Tool Bagger

1) Some one who is more than a tool, They just keep adding more things to make them more of a tool.
2) Usually a girl, but not exclusively, who continually dates unsuitable people and hence bags tools. Therefore they are a tool bagger. I.e they are collecting tools.
3) An individual within the tool manufacturing industry whos job it is to bag the tools. E.G they must bag all the tools into a tool kit before sale to the public.
1) "hey Tony can you believe that guy? what a tool!"
"Dude he is a tool bagger"
2)"have you seen who Janice is going out with now. he is such a loser!"
"Yeah Janice is such a tool bagger"
3)"Hey man nice to meet you, what do you do?"
"Ah not much, by day i'm a tool bagger"
by The Dogs Bollocks January 31, 2009
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Shit-eating Badger Fucker

1) A pejorative term used to describe the lowest forms of human life. For all you know, an 'SBF' could live on your street. Without a very keen nose, you can't be 100% sure.

But you see him watering his begonias, and you see that shit-eating twinkle behind his little bug eyes, and you just know.

This person is a scum-bag, a real twat of a guy.
He`s that fucking weirdo who takes your bus every day.

A shit-eating badger fucker reincarnated: think George Bush`s arsenal, Walt Disney`s looks, and Hitler`s open-mindedness.

2) This term can also be used when a surreptitious exit is necessary.

Simply point in a far off direction and shout, "shit-eating badger fucker!"
while the enemy is distracted, make your escape.

3) A derogatory term used to describe a person who not only engages in sex-acts with the short-legged, heavy-set carnivores from the weasel family, called badgers, but also ingests fecal matter, (whether solely or supplementary to their normal diet).
You see that guy, Mac? I dunno why, but I just get the feeling he`s a real shit-eating badger fucker.

You shit-eating badger fucker!!! You slept with my little sister!!!!
by Badger Protection Officer July 31, 2009
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badger eyes

Badger eyes is a term used to describe the ring of hair people get around their nipples.
"man i wish i could grow a beard, all ive got is these lame badger eyes"
by Littlebilly May 7, 2007
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bangen ass

adjective: discription of a person, thing, event, article of clothing...or basically anything that is F#@KEN AMAZING...OUT OF THIS WORLD...or just BANGEN ASS!
Our weekend is gonna be bangen ass!

Look at that hott man; he's bangen ass!

Check out my bangen ass bathin apes!
by scholler girls PU November 8, 2007
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badger face

A girl whose face resembles that of a badger. Often with a vicious personality to match and a similarly unhinged mother badger.
1: Dude, that girl Zoe has a total badger face.
2: The Tulip girl? I know right!
1: Lol
by trent4eva June 17, 2011
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pugs and baggers

n. A pejorative used to describe Republicans and members of the Tea Party movement. Common characteristics of pugs and baggers include light pigmentation, a whitebread middle-class up-bringing, a proud tradition of ignorance, a curious obsession with guns, a false sense of patriotism, a misunderstanding of Christ's teachings, a blind eye for fascist and religious authoritarianism, a dislike of blacks and Mexicans, disrespect for the natural world, and a propensity to uncritically embrace as truth anything broadcast on the Fox News channel.
Dude: That right-wing liar Andrew Breitbart sure is an asshole for trying to make Shirley Sherrod look like a racist.

Dude II: Yeah, but don't expect the pugs and baggers to condemn him. They still view him as a hero for that shit he pulled on ACORN.
by Jurgis Rudkus July 22, 2010
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Honey Badger

(n.) A younger person who actively pursues a significantly older person for sexual gratification or romantic purpose. Differentiated from a gold digger by a lack of concern for material wealth or fiscal compensation. From a similar anthropomorphic derivativion as cougar or puma, in this instance the inverse of an older person pursuing a younger person.
That sorority sister went full honey badger for her Professor!
by PRG27 October 24, 2014
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