A werebadger is a lonely fat loser, who is totally in love with a scruffy looking stoner. The were badger is known to have breath that smells like a thousand burning piles of shit and old people. The werebadger human form is a fat roundish teenager, he is a follower to the greatest extent and is known to wear the same thing everyday of his life. He also tires to copy the people around him and thinks he is a ladies badger. But when the moon is full he transforms into the werebadger. When this happens he has an undying lust for elderly women and young boys. He will sting them with sick ass breath drag them to his lair and dress them up like the stoner he’s in love with and then he fucks them. And after they to become werebadger and must bring him a stoner every full moon. A way to tell if you see a werebadger is if he waddles and has very stinky breath.
by Bo Bo The Wigger April 21, 2005
Get the were badger mug.1) Badgering is a cruel sport in which hounds are sent into a badgers den to flush out badgers so the farmer can destroy them and keep them off his land
2) Looking for a parner to have sex with
3) Putting the hound up the badgers den
2) Looking for a parner to have sex with
3) Putting the hound up the badgers den
1) Tom was relieved once the hound had shot up the badgers den
2) Tom and his hound were often out badgering of a night time
3) Tom almost shot a rifle load as he prepared to shove the hound into the badgers den, and afterwards Shiela felt relived that her den had been badgered
2) Tom and his hound were often out badgering of a night time
3) Tom almost shot a rifle load as he prepared to shove the hound into the badgers den, and afterwards Shiela felt relived that her den had been badgered
by The Fondler March 30, 2007
Get the badgering mug.Related Words
Badgers • Badge • badgerbadgerbadger • badgering • badged • Badgered • badger milk • badge bunny • Badge Nazi • Badge of honor
by d-cup September 10, 2006
Get the badger mug.by Willy May 25, 2003
Get the Badgers mug.an unexpected brown undercarriage in an abundance of grey matter... or an solitary grey pubic hair in a large pattern of burgundy matter.
by Ben and Cal December 13, 2010
Get the a badgers brush mug.someone who constantly gives annoying advice, outdated opinions, or other very bothersome "help" with anything.
Store salesman: Hi, can I help find something in particular.
You: No thanks, we're just looking.
Store salesman: We have a 20% off sale on merchandise that nobody purchased last fall.
Your friend: Please don't badger us with your sales pitch.
store salesman: No problem, would you like to sign up for the club membership discount card and receive a marginal 10% discount off of already discounted items and junk mail at your home address. It's "free".
You: Let's get outta here; this guy is a Wisconsin badger.
Your friend: Later WB we're outta here.
You: No thanks, we're just looking.
Store salesman: We have a 20% off sale on merchandise that nobody purchased last fall.
Your friend: Please don't badger us with your sales pitch.
store salesman: No problem, would you like to sign up for the club membership discount card and receive a marginal 10% discount off of already discounted items and junk mail at your home address. It's "free".
You: Let's get outta here; this guy is a Wisconsin badger.
Your friend: Later WB we're outta here.
by wnb3 November 13, 2005
Get the Wisconsin badger mug.A phrase expressed when feelings cannot be described by any other combination of words
or
When experiencing extreme hyperness and want to exclaim anything but a swear.
or
When experiencing extreme hyperness and want to exclaim anything but a swear.
by Mark Holmes May 31, 2007
Get the Random Badger mug.