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applecore

Applecore, or AxC, is a rebellion against all the stupid-ass cores that exist today.

what the hell is grindcore/trashcore/dancecore?
it/they/he sounds unlistenable.

that's why there's applecore.
it's inedible, but it's highly listenable.
"God, why are there so many stupid -core genres now. I think i'll just invent my own and call it applecore."
by Alex Dowson September 7, 2008
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Apple pie

When you are having a threesome and there's a guy probing the female in front of him while being probed himself by another guy behind him
That threesome that was blowing up on PornHub had an apple pie
by Vaptain March 18, 2015
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apple computer

"DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use wordwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form."

--- New York Times, November 26, 1991
apple is a real company, unlike micro$oft.
by teh_applegoddess July 13, 2003
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Apple Wining

Also known as orchardification

The act of leaving urine in a toilet or other excrement receptacle long enough for it to ferment. The fermenting urine is usually accompanied by a potent odor not unlike that of fine wine. Usually, once the stench is overtly apparent, the person who made the urine will take note and flush it down. (Almost never without first getting a nice sniff of the seductive juice that had passed through his or her urethra only days before.) If someone is especially proud of his product, he can always allow the apple wine to sit long enough until he is confident enough it is ripe enough for others to enjoy the spectacle.

With a little initiative and courage, an apple-winemaker has three options:
-Admit friends into his piss room for a charge
-Sell his Applewine to a distributor
-Start his own large scale apple winery
Apple Wining is a fruitful business as it can be used in Applewine antioxidant pills to help prevent cancer, be the new Bud Light at parties, or simply take you to a different world with its aroma.
Start Your Wining Today!
*A 17 year old boy is showing his girlfriend around his house*
Jack: And here... here is the bathr-

Valerie: What the fuck is that smell!??!?!

Jack: Great, I know. It's my own little apple winery. You see first I eat two pounds of asparagus then I supplement it with exactly thirty-two ounces of lemon-lime gatorade let our an awesome pee. Then I let it lie for about one week before I-

Valerie: You don't flush your own piss! Like what is wrong with you?

Jack: You... you don't like it?

Valerie: No, psycho. I'm leaving!

Jack: Do have any idea what I have gone through to start this for you???? DID YOU NOT HEAR ME? I SAID I PISS SO MUCH THAT MY DICK FEELS LIKE IT'S DROWNING! I HEAR IT COUGHING AT NIGHT! HEY! COME BACK HERE YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF CUNT TRASH! OH THE TREASURES I'LL REAP FROM APPLE WINING WITHOUT YOU! YOU'LL SEE! I'LL SHOW YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING!
by Derfsniffer May 14, 2011
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AppleFritter

1. A person who spends large amounts of time hacking or modifying equipment, especially older equipment, made by Apple Computer. 2. The website devoted to this group of peopler
Turning an old PowerBook into a computerized picture frame is the goal of many AppleFritters.
by G4from128k May 5, 2005
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applecue

To quit an application, esp. on a Macintosh computer. From the Mac menu shortcut command-Q (or "apple-Q")
Sorry for logging out of iChat...I hate it when I applecue the wrong window.
by Josh Justice March 5, 2006
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apple crescents

A fried fruit slice which embodies the quality of being clutch. They are delicious and always come through when they're needed.
Dude, you scored the winning goal. That is clutch like apple crescents!
by The L Train March 8, 2008
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