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I could buy you and sell you

A supercilious phrase, meant to say that the speaker is so much richer (and, by implication, cooler) than the hearer that the second person's opinions/possessions/whatever fail to matter at all.
Why, you insufferable poser, I could buy and sell you!
by Marchbanks May 2, 2004
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the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do

It defeats the purpose of the bell, teachers keep students in because they don't care about the students, and want them to keep them in for an "important" reason. Why can't the teacher go over it next time?
Bell: *rings*
Me: *gets out of seet*
Mrs Hooker: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do
Me: Srsly?
by Power476 April 14, 2021
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What normal, rational girls don't want to hear.
After band class, some random kid told me "When I masturbate I think of you."
by Jinx (Name already Used) December 27, 2010
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i love you more than a fat kid loves cake

it describes how much you love someone.
it may just be a saying but fat kids love their cake A LOT so it means a lot when you say you love them more..
"johnathan... i love you more than a fat kid loves cake. baby i could love you forever and i mean that!!!"
by jana-banana January 12, 2009
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When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”
by drunkgirl1997 December 13, 2021
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I could buy you and sell you

Essentially, "I am much richer than you." A stronger form of "I could buy you." Usually a derisive phrase.
"I could buy you and sell you," said Bill Gates to his impoverished employee.
by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004
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or i shall taunt you a second time

The most threatening phrase that a Frenchman can utter without instantly surrendering to the sound of his own voice.
"Rahul stop punching that French guy repeatedly in the face or he shall taunt you a second time"
by boobs July 28, 2003
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