Apple Laptops

Pieces of overpriced shit

Your an Apple Laptops

by Lichking2121 May 1, 2021

Apple Krabs

Apple Krabs is an apple version of Mr. Krabs (Show: Spongebob Squarepants).

Look at that Apple Krabs meme!

by applekrabs March 19, 2021

Apple Kisses

When two people eat an apple (Usually a Pink Lady) and kiss afterwards.
The popularity comes from the sweetening effect the apple has on both parties lips, as well as freshening of the breath.

"Do you fancy a Pink Lady babe, ready for some Apple Kisses?"
"Oh my god we had apple kisses it was so romantic!"
"He tasted so good when we apple kissed."

by Surrealisms December 17, 2019

Apple shaving

Apple shaving is when you shave the skin of an apple, then you put the apple shavings in your partner's arsehole after you do that you give your partner anal then you cum in there arse and you eat whats left of the apple shavings

Boyfriend: Hey do you want to do apple shaving tonight?

Girlfriend: show babe lets shave an apple real quick then

Boyfriend: Okay

by Pap wade January 11, 2018

apple stroodle

Where you cum and piss at the same time.

I just apple stroodled.

by xxx__Yolo_Swagger__21_xxxx December 9, 2016

apples, m8

adjective. A term that Australians use whenever something is easy for them. Also a term used by fellow cunts to brag about something being way to ez

Girl: Man, that test was as hard as that BBC I took last night.
Guy: Aw come on, that test was apples, m8
Girl: Shut up you bloody cunt

by Conrad25725 November 26, 2018

Dingle Apple

Noun- When a dingle berry becomes the size of a honey crisp apple.

In college he had sex with such a large, unkept woman, that he was picking dingle apples out of his teeth for days.

by 77NaughtyDaddysGirl92 March 30, 2022