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Alpha Orphan

The rarely disciplined child that a single mom brings into her marriage with a betabux provider.

Usually, the product of a one-night stand or short-term fling with an alpha male who isn't in the kid's life.

Alpha Orphans are frequently mentioned in their mother's online dating profile along with the statement "My kid(s) come first".
Example 1

Keith: Dude, I was interested until I saw "Proud mom" in her profile.

Wesley: Damn... Alpha Orphans.

Example 2

Husband: Honey, we've been married 4 years now. Can we have a kid now?

Wife: No! I already have two alpha orphans.
by GraveHeretic June 11, 2020
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Alpha Male

Only, the best of males. They're big and chunky, and will do everything! To become one, watch all the seasons of Johnny Test.
dayum, that jock is not as hot as my alpha male, Big Chungus
by YingyYango May 12, 2019
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Alpha Prima

aboslute fucking chad
Person1: have you seen Alpha Prima lately?
Person 2: Yeah he's as alpha as ever, and his fucking muscles oh my god hes so fucking hot omaigad
by Alpha Prima August 20, 2019
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beta- alpha

Think they are alpha but is really a beta.
Check this guy out pretending to be all tough but when it comes down to it he is just a beta- alpha.
by Manhandler May 7, 2019
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Alpha Squad

A collective group of 4 young girls that are delusional and made up that they're famous in their own little heads. They are so squirt.
OMG IS THAT THE ALPHA SQUAD?!?!?!? omg they are sooooo squirt.
by wtfbrugeezlouise September 18, 2022
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Alpha duo

A twosome consisting of a male and female. Male and Male or Female and Female. Protective of each other. Will stop at nothing to secure safety, trust and understanding in this duo. Will fight for each other
That Alpha duo is so messed up. They act like a dramatic couple.
by Alphachick January 18, 2022
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alpha

by Silly Billy Little Gworl December 20, 2023
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