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Cancer

Cancers have a reputation for being hyper emotional, temperamental, and spiteful. Cancers, in additional to being devoted, are extremely fond of their loved ones, often to an unhealthy degree. They place a high value on family and close friends, and will go to great lengths to defend them, no matter the price.
BB: Is She Crying over stepping on her dogs tail?

KK: Yeah, I think shes a cancer..
by LynnKen May 27, 2022
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Cancer

Anytime we play ALT Moralz's creative maps on fortnite
Person 1: load up creative, moralz is here
Person 2: welp, im getting cancer now
by bruh194037 June 21, 2022
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Cancer

It's a shame coronavirus didn't kill every single one of them. Those cancer cells have been wrecking havoc on the rest of the world and getting away with it for far too long.

It's funny how the cancer cells are now protesting against the war in Ukraine, when they ARE the ones pushing for war with Russia in the first place.

Never let the American out of its cage, it will metastasize and the entire planet will get cancer.

Foo: Hey, did you know that the US uses most of its tax money to fund Israel's Iron Dome?
Bar: Cancer feeding cancer, what's new?

The cancer cells of the world are more preoccupied of political correctness than actually contributing to society, so I'd say China is going up against an opponent who has idea how to breathe on its own.

There is no such thing as an anti-war American, that's like a non-malignant cancer cell. It's an oxymoron.

News reporter: "...the failed coup d'état in El Salvador was later revealed to be backed by an "anarcho-communist" group based in San Jose, California".
A: That was an example of the metastasis of cancer cells, kids. Early diagnosis is key, the earlier they're found and treated, the better the outcome.
by ilikemayonags April 15, 2022
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Lung-cancer-omatic

A machine that moves cigarettes:cigars from side to side of your moth while closing your nose as you never stop inhaling smoke. Form of execution.
Our state doesn’t do lethal injections, but we do Lung-Cancer-omatic.

That’s even worse
by The epitome of knowledge February 14, 2019
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Cancer

Where your car is too rusty, or to the point where you can treat the rust.
Jeff them old chargers always have cancer”
by Das nuts 69 December 22, 2022
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Cancer in butthole

In a nutshell its League of Legends, You just open a game and everyone starts fucking you in your butthole.
by WIlliam Shakesword January 21, 2018
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Cancer botherer

(N) person who comes around to have tea/coffee with cancer patient and leaves all the dirty dishes and rubbish for the spouse to clean up.
I see a cancer botherer has been here.
by Iainism October 1, 2019
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