National Jerk and a Wipe Day

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe

by National Jerk and a Wipe day June 14, 2024

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National Fuck a Drummer Day

National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!

"It's National Fuck A Drummer Day, get on that bed so we can start celebrating."

by jDerulo10 October 10, 2024

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national end a situationship day

November 25 is national end a situationship day. Boys love to end situationships a month before Christmas. Is it to save money? Who knows?.

“hey we should just be friends i can’t keep doing this”
“is it because it’s national end a situationship day?”

by Lattlelikesloa November 25, 2024

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national end a situationship day

National end a situationship day occurs on November 25. Boys just love to end situationships a month before Christmas. Is it to save money? Who knows.

“We should stay friends, I don’t see this going anywhere”
“I should’ve seen this coming, it’s November 25, National end a situationship day”

by Lattlelikesloa November 25, 2024

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International Shoot A CEO Day

A holiday that occurs on the 4th of December each year. Celebrators are encouraged to shoot a CEO to encourage meaningful change in a way that democracy has failed them.

I can't go to work today since I have plans for International Shoot A CEO Day.

by hephaestus82 December 10, 2024

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