If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

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You're Dracome

1: When a fan of Kim Dracula says you're welcome to someone.

2: The Kim Dracula fan base's version of you're welcome.

You're dracome for that information.

by LXXLoveRoulette July 26, 2023

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you're*

the correction when people spell "You're" wrong

Guy 1: Your Ugly
Guy 2: You're*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 January 31, 2024

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not sure what you're on

When somebody fucking says the stupidest of stupid shit so you must think they use crack, LSD, methamphetamine, ayahuasca , marijuana or another drug

Phil: The Dallas cowboys are making the super bowl this year we Dem Boyz

De'eon: I'm not sure what you're on but I definitely want some of that because that shit you just said was fucking stupid I may need some brain bleach after hearing that

by Bleeding guns January 29, 2023

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if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad

Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James

by finally i found a name February 17, 2025

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You're so portuguese

A word used by the famous internet celebrity Markiplier, it's used in any random context but the most common use for it currently is referring to someone or something as cute or adorable. it also should be taken in consideration that the phrase is used predominantly towards cats due to the nature of the phrase coming from Markiplier saying to a cat in a video game

Cat : "Meoooow"
Markiplier : "Ohoho you're so Portuguese"

by RaeRaelo November 28, 2023

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