Talk-Walker

Anyone who does things s/he doesn't like in order to fit a certain image.

1) If you weren't a talk-walker, you wouldn't be eating vanilla yogurt.

2) Wait, so you suddenly "like" camping because it fits the college student image? Talk-walker.

3) Merry Christmas, Bryan!

by Example 2 Owed Example 1 Ten $ October 29, 2008

text-walker

One who text messages while walking, mostly found on sidewalks.

That text-walker almost bumped into me!

by Aaron Gobrah August 25, 2008

paypal walk of shame

The act of paying for something that you drunkenly bought on eBay.

I got a couple beers in me and bid on a George Michael LP, now I have to do the Paypal walk of shame.

by gulliblezine September 7, 2010

Poop Walk

The act of taking such a long turd that it bottoms out the toilet while still connected to your asshole and you have stand up off the toilet and walk the turd off until the connection breaks.

Guy 1: Dude I deployed such a long monkey tail shit that I had to do the poop walk!
Guy 2: Damn dude did it break clean?
Guy 1: Nah man, it gave me the worst case of mud butt! It took a whole roll to wipe me clean!
Guy 2: Dude you get some pictures?
Guy 1: You know it dude!

by Capt. Newt November 25, 2013

mason walker

the rizzard of oz

the rizzly bear
infinate rizz
infinate digits
infinate pull
better than u

mason walker is better than every one of us

by mraceyt February 8, 2023

theme park walk of shame

When a fat person can't fit in a roller coaster

Ha! That whale just took the theme park walk of shame.

by coasterenthusiast May 24, 2016

two men walk into a bar

The start of another boring, bland, and overused joke.

Two men walk into a bar. Nothing else proceeds to happen.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 26, 2021