Definitions by coasterenthusiast

my spoon is too big 

A rejected commercial from the family learning channel

My spoon is too big

I am feeling fat and sassy today

My anus is bleading *yayyyy*

my spoon is too big by coasterenthusiast October 6, 2016

Cedar Fair 

Thinks they're better than Six Flags. Which they probably are.

Cedar Fair ruined Geuga Lake blah blah...

Cedar Fair by coasterenthusiast August 3, 2016

theme park walk of shame 

When a fat person can't fit in a roller coaster

Ha! That whale just took the theme park walk of shame.

theme park walk of shame by coasterenthusiast May 24, 2016