coasterenthusiast's definitions

Cedar Fair

Thinks they're better than Six Flags. Which they probably are.

Cedar Fair ruined Geuga Lake blah blah...

by coasterenthusiast August 3, 2016

my spoon is too big

A rejected commercial from the family learning channel

My spoon is too big

I am feeling fat and sassy today

My anus is bleading *yayyyy*

by coasterenthusiast October 6, 2016

theme park walk of shame

When a fat person can't fit in a roller coaster

Ha! That whale just took the theme park walk of shame.

by coasterenthusiast May 24, 2016