Dater Waiter

A Dater Waiter is friend who dates the person who broke up with you, and refuses (or can't/won't find) to date anyone else. This could be from to make you mad, trolling, or they had feeling for them before.

girl: i'm dumping you
boy: ok :(
friend: wanna date me instead
girl: sure
boy: you are such a Dater Waiter, man

by Den Dude February 13, 2022

Botch-Wagner

When you fail miserably at whatever you’re doing.

I really took a Botch-Wagner on that math test

by Coach2022 February 28, 2022

Shnizle Wagner

(Shnizle Wagner)- A rare used words to describe that u just fucked someone for a good amount of time then had dinner with their family and never spoke to the person u just banged and never ever again

Tyler- Yo this girl from beach and i met at the water park and hung out and ended up going to her house at the crack of don while her whole family is in the living room watching tv in the other room while u and this hot ass chick are going to her room and yall just fucking outragesly causing the room to shake meanwhile after u have dinner with that bitches family while u give her a kiss goodbye and move to mexico and never speak to that hoe again.

Willy dickle- Damn might need to shizle wagner this girl i met at the beach

(Shnizle Wagner)- A rare used words to describe that u just fucked someone for a good amount of time then had dinner with their family and never spoke to the person u just banged and never ever again

by nickyperms June 11, 2022

Richard Wagner

One of the greatest composers of all time who was born in Leipzig in 1813. Mostly known for writing 5-hour long operas, such of those being "Tannhäuser", "Tristan und Isolde", "Lohengrin", "Der fliegende Holländer" and "Der Ring des Nibelungen" tetralogy which includes operas "Das Rheingold", "Die Walküre", "Siegfried" and "Götterdämmerung". Also know for his German nationalistic and antisemitic views, thus being the favorite composer of one globally known Austrian artist. Apart from operas, has some really nice orchestral and piano works.

- Hey Mischa, what are you listening to?
- Richard Wagner's Tannhäuser Overture.
- But wait, wasn't Wagner anti-
- Be quiet and don't bother me. The trombone part has started already!

by weavileoff0461 July 30, 2022

the Wagner Act

Replying to fundraising emails with cat photos and gifs. Must be said with some officious verbiage to make it sound serious.

The spam-reply equivalent of rick rolling.

I don't just delete political fundraising emails, I invoke the Wagner Act instead.

by Profess sore October 1, 2022

Untamed Weiner Syndrome

People with Untamed Weiner Syndrome (UWD) will have their penises whip around uncontrollably, in random patterns.

Bjorn has Untamed Weiner Syndrome and cannot control his penis and or where it goes.

by Boe Jidon February 1, 2023

dumb waiter

When someone has hit rock bottom.

“I just got fired and I have nowhere to live.”
“You’re such a dumb waiter.”

by Ro money February 6, 2023