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Whiteying

A term used to describe a state (commonly during cannibis smoking) where a person crosses the point of being pleasantly stoned and is overcome by sickness and a deep emotional downward spiral. The person becomes withdrawn, pale, shaky, and vomits, sometimes continuing to do so until they are only dry wretching. They may be unresponsive or unusually stubborn, refusing any offer of help and preferring to stay lying down or slouched in the vomitting positition until the whitey passes.

To some, whiteying is seen as the ultimate stoner faux-pas, a sign of weakness or inexperience; but in truth it can affect anyone whether they are an experienced toker or not. Some believe it is the result of smoking too much in too short a space of time, or of smoking on an empty stomach, or of having a low blood sugar level.
"I shouldn't have passed that bong to Steve. He's been whiteying in the corner for the past half hour."
by ShedYourSkin October 15, 2009
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white poop

the small, whitish (sometimes yellowish or even greenish) in color, foul smelling (completely stanky, really) bits of crumbly clay like crap that come out of the back of your throat when you cough or blow your nose too hard. (See also, tonsil stones)
"Wow Andy, why are you making that disgusted face?"..."Gee Mitch, maybe its because I just hacked up some white poop and I can kinda taste it in the back of my mouth."
by gatortommy August 12, 2008
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Internet White knight

Internet White Knight also known as White Knight's, are individual's whom are usually quick to defend those which are assumed to be female. White Knights have expectations that some brownie points will be earned for defending women on the internet. Internet White Knights are notable on most online video games and are often easily to spot after trolling females.

Internet White knights never get laid, nude pictures, phone numbers, or any type of reward when saving the damsel in distress.
BoBtheTaco: Hey John watch this.

PornTrooper: Okay.

BoBtheTaco: Hey elizabeth2010 isn't your call of duty to the
kitchen?

XxEm0Soldier420xX: Hey leave her alone you fat ugly nerd.

BoBtheTaco: saving her won't get you in her pants Internet White Knight.
by FloodedFloors September 21, 2010
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White People

A word that is impossible to define on Urban Dictionary without getting hundreds or thousands of dislikes.
Person: Defines "White People"
Definition proceeds to get twice as many dislikes as likes
by - The Cold Hard Truth - February 26, 2022
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Whitechapel

A brutal Tennessee heavy death metal band.

Pretty much the best mofuckin' headsplittin metal ever

Known for its insane gangsta ass beatdowns.

Whitechapel sings about killing sluts.

Fuck yes!! Whitechapel \../
lets go bump to some whitechapel
by tdizzlefoshizzle January 3, 2008
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white liver

A highly sexually charged female is purposed to have "white liver".

Insatiable sexual appetite.

Nymphomaniac
Man, I though I was gonna smash her out and lay it to rest, shit, that chick had "white liver".
by kemill July 7, 2005
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The White Stripes

A great band with catchy music. People who critisize them, think about this, would you have the balls to go onstage with only a female drummer and 40 year old equipment?
The White Stripes are a great band with catchy music.
by _Cory_ June 16, 2005
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