Art Vandalay

A fake name frequently used by George, created by George and Jerry while waiting to stake out a cute woman Jerry met at a party.

"Is this Vandalay Industries?"
"We're waiting for a friend, uh, Art Vandalay. He's an architect."

by AllTheNamesAreTaken! April 14, 2006

vampin

To stay up late, like a vampire.

Cant sleep, guess im vampin it tonight.

by ricjames07 August 31, 2012

valjon

In the Albanian language it means the waves of the sea. Valjon one of a kind guy hot, and sexy body no one can resist

valjon means waves of the sea

by Albanianm March 8, 2011

Vagina cartwheels

An elaborate sexual maneuver involving weeks of preparation and a large initial cost investment (should be avoided by all but the most committed and enthusiastic individuals). Supplies needed: octopus, gym membership, a fun-loving and adventure-seeking spirit, more lube than you've ever used in your life, an on-site surgeon (in case of disaster) and Grimm's Book of Fairy Tales.

Instructions:
1) become extremely fit as a member of your local gym or community center.
2) purchase a salt water tank and octopus-- preferably a Caribbean reef octopus for its lovely indigo hue, but the common Octopus vulgaris will do.
3) *ANIMAL CRUELTY INVOLVED IN THE FOLLOWING STEP* De-tentacle the octopus, and desert the body in the appropriate biohazard container of your choice. Preserve the tentacles in your salt water tank.
4) Read your partner, in the accent of your choice, the most fucked-up of Grimm's Fairy Tales. Excellent choices include Little Red Riding Hood and Hansel & Gretel.
4) For every murmur of horror they admit, slap your partner's genitalia with the tentacles.
5) Repeat until the fairy tales are complete or the tentacles no longer have any live neurons and cannot move on their own.
6) Afterwards, do cartwheels to air out one's vagina! THE VAGINA CARTWHEEL IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT THIS PROCESS.

THIS SEXUAL MANEUVER IS ILLEGAL IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES AND PUERTO RICO.

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED*

(post-traumatic stress disorder a distinct possibility)

"My, what large teeth you have!" *gasp of horror* *slapping noise*

"Hey, I hear Henry F. is super-into Vagina Cartwheels!"

by the love pad November 12, 2012

Vaginal Baggage

A woman who uses here femininity to get what she wants out of others in a deceitful manner to suit her own needs, while psychotically and hypocritically accusing others of doing the same. She will lie, cheat, and basically do anything to get leverage on others.

Yo that bitch comes around here unloading her vaginal baggage on everyone because she doesn't want to follow the rules and reality is too overwhelming for her. There isn't a tampon in the world that can hold that amount of vaginal baggage. In other words, bitch needs to go.

by Genna tayleeah May 12, 2013

vambommled

when you can't unsee your family members genitals

OMG i just got vambommled by my moms genitalia!

by impracticaljokersFAN! August 26, 2017

vaclench

To appear extremely distraught or stressed. Variant of "vaclempt".
(Note: Stupid improvised "editors" who rejected this before should watch "On My Block".)

Girl, what are you so vaclenched about?

by Sorin Acela February 2, 2019