Dead Tree

to fold yourself in half and hang like a dead tree. can be used while dancing if you can not think of a better pose.

while dancing i completely forgot what to do so i just did the dead tree.

by the CIT July 13, 2011

pussy tree

noun, referring to a magical tree in Austin Texas out of which, if you're a single man and shake it correctly, pussy falls into your lap.

I am out shaking the pussy tree tonight

by paulox May 19, 2014

TYG Teej

When you insert your dick into a shorty and instantly sound out the words “what the fuck bruh”.

I finally was able to get with a freshman, I put my dick in but I end up TYG Teejing her.

by TYGTeej February 9, 2023

talk to a tree

When you're camping and you go pee out in the open, or on a tree.

"Hold on guys, I have to go talk to a tree right quick."

by Stupid White Honky December 12, 2006

Stocky Palm Tree

A slang term for marijuana. My mother accidentally inspired this while in a hemp shop in Southern Cali.

Because if you think about it... it does kind of look like a palm tree; just stockier.

Story behind it:::

Mom in hemp shop: Hey, Janet, come here, do you think I should buy this purse?

Me, baffled and shocked: What? You can't buy that purse. That has a MARIJAUAN LEAF on it!

Mom, more baffled than me: Really?

Me: Yes. That's pot. That's cannabis.

Mom: Oh... I thought it was a Stocky Palm tree.

Me: Not quite.

by JMF <3 April 7, 2007

Christmas Tree

To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.

"If Kevin pisses me off again, I'm going to give that bearded bastard a fucking Christmas Tree."

by Prada Glasses June 29, 2008

Tree Hugger

Fuckers that tie themselves to trees that the logging companies planted. They are the reason why nobody can have nice cars because they "pollute". What they don't realize is that not enough people have them to make an impact. Not only that, they take SUV's and bury them, even though the battery acids leak and gas, further polluting the enviroment.

Tree Huggers will never let anybody have nice cars.

by Zakamaru October 9, 2008