golden christmas tree

A mega shit that is both big and long but smooth coming out.

I just shit a golden Christmas tree, I wouldn't recommend going in there for awhile.

by Thefanman April 14, 2016

off my tree

Absolutely shit faced on drugs or alcohol.

I was off my tree last night.

by Two469 May 14, 2016

Hockey Family Tree

The Hockey Family Tree is the order in the hockey family. It's starts with the creator of the hockey gods and works it's way down

The Hockey Family Tree is the most important part for the gods of hockey.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

the lime tree

The lime tree is a sanctuary where neighborhood kids go to perch and watch the scene below them.

Hey kids...wanna go perch in the lime tree?

by dirtylinda25 March 17, 2017

mexican call tree

A woman who get's so many texts for hookups that you're always third-or-fourth in line for a hookup.

You guys hook up last night?
Nah, that bitch is a mexican call tree, I fell asleep waiting.

by Tronald Drumpf May 9, 2017

The wrong tree

The wrong tree is bad but I heard the bark makes good kindling for fires.

Your barking up the wrong tree.

by bushlight February 1, 2018

Magic rainbow tree

When a gay guy has a boner

I gave Shaw a magic rainbow tree last night when we made out

by Rad.n0t.sad February 2, 2018