smurrt-tard

Someone too smart for his/her own safetly

That damn smurrt-tard always correct my slangs...

by Erty April 18, 2008

He-tard

A cross between he-man and a retard. something retarded on epic proportions

(wilst driving) that moron just cut me up and then crashed. what a he-tard...

by blackproton November 15, 2009

Glee-tard

One with special needs that sings and is a part of your school choir.

Glee-Tard glee retard singer special

by Trev-DaddyC December 14, 2012

full-on tard

Doing or saying something so perfectly retarded that it is a dead on representation of retardedness. Often more retarded than an actual retard could be.

Wow, he is full-on tard by saying that.

by Tom Buckley January 10, 2008

smack tard

A Person who is such a retard they need to be smacked.

You don't know anything you Smacktard

by Brian E January 20, 2004

tea tard

A person who lets opportunist Republicans use the tea party movement for their own ends.

A politically naive conservative who is easily influenced.

Jim, the leader of the teaparty, recieved a personal visit by our conservative Republican congressman who wanted to use the teaparty movement as a platform for his campaign. Jim was impressed and did not see through the sham.

It was on this day Jim became a tea tard.

by Kirks Monkey February 22, 2010

E-Tard

Someone who is acting like a retard online

King G: Hi Chat Room
E-Tard: DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM?
LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE! LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE! DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE? DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?
King G: STFU NOOB!!!

by King G July 12, 2005