Toothpasting

A household drug. Putting toothpaste on your nipples. High is caused by a opium related/derived chemical. It is a sedative. Applied topically to nipples since nipples provide pleasant burning sensation in addition to reasonably-good access to bloodstream.

Eric was really high from toothpasting.

by Karl Migren October 17, 2012

Toothpasting

A new drug craze which involves rubbing toothpaste on one's nipples in order to achieve a full-body high.

Toothpasting is the shit!

by CapanSourblo October 22, 2012

Toothpasting

the act of getting the left over cum out of your dick like squeezing the last toothpaste out of the bottle

"Dude, did she catch you"
"Nah, i just skipped toothpasting"

by mattkitchens July 9, 2015

Toothpasting

When you apply toothpast to your penis in order to cleanse it.

Man: Darn! I can't get these grass stains off my penis!
Man 2: ...Ever tried toothpasting?

by Milky Susan May 19, 2017

Tooty ta

Cute kids song that allows people to be silly and dance.

Let’s all do the Tooty ta!

by Randooooo April 12, 2023

two-tooth

What some call the inbred, cousin-and-sibling-marrying backwoods rednecks that are usually identifiable by their lack of proper oral hygien.

(Anybody ever see the movie "Deliverance"?

"What an idiot... he must be from Two-tooth, Kansas."

by Keith November 29, 2003

Another Toothpick

Someone with a terminal disease that causes them to lose an unhealthy amount of weight, making them resemble a toothpick.
Made famous by The Sopranos.

"Fuck. Another toothpick."
"What kind of way is that to talk about a sick person?"

by ycharls August 23, 2023