Tom Jones

First man to bring prostitution to the US
Also a huge party held once a year.

Dude did you go to Tom Jones?

by Tennyson May 3, 2005

tom nook

A figure of the animal crossing wild world game ( the guy that sells stuff)

let's go to tom nook to sell my fruit

by laurens vanhoutte August 13, 2006

Tom Jones

a very good artist who is loved by all gangstas g's such as 50 cent and snoop dog are all to be qouted as saying 'any1 hu does not lyk the rhymes of tom jones is no gangsta because he is ill.
has come up with ryhms such as its not unusual, sex bomb, and the ultimate gangsta tune of you can leave your hat on

gangsta elder: listen to the bars of master Tom Jones and you will become a true gansta my son
younger gangsta:ok blud hold tyt down south ill listen to this g in between my drive-by and my nightly routine of muggin people and shouting TZ TZ blud yh u get me
gangsta elder:yes u learn quick my son

TZ= terror zone a gay bar in mitcham also a gang full of gays

by deane October 30, 2007

Major Tom

An auto-erotic asphyxiation technique using only gravity.
It is performed in three steps:
1) Getting in the Shuttle: Masturbate till you are close to orgasm and then squat down while taking short shallow breaths.
2) Takeoff: As you orgasm, hold your breath and jump up as fast as you can.
3) Being in Space:If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.

"Man I tried a Major Tom last night and it was incredible, but my mom walked in on me covered in my space juices and she might disown me now"

by AzeldaTheWise June 30, 2019

Tom Clancy

Dog shit novelist extraordinare. All his stories are about terrorist or communists getting their asses whomped by the "free", democratic western countries. Even though his stories are generic and boorish, they do make for mildly entertaining movies (Hunt For Red October), and pretty decent videogames (Splinter Cell, Ghost Recon, Rainbow Six, etc).
Even though his stories are mostly shit. His success is quite high. His obscene crap-to-money ratio amazes us all. So Tom Clancy, for that, I salute you.
In fact. One man (Maddox) proved once and for all that anyone can make a storyline which equals anything Clancy can write. Don't believe me? Just check it out under "Five shitty movies that everybody loves" at www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com, at the bottom of the page is the "Tom Clancy Plot Generator", using this, I have created a plot just as good as anything Tom Clancy could make:..

Communists devise a scheme to take over a generic industrial compound for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt German officials (played by Americans with fake German accents). The plot twists when the Communists threaten to blow up the White House even after their demands are met. Millions of lives are at stake unless a rookie CIA agent eager to prove his worth can overcome his brooding self-doubt and stop the Communists once and for all. The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Communists blow up or go to prison. Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.

by You don't need to know my name. April 26, 2005

Eddsworld Tom

The hottest character in the world, I approve 😔😔

Tbh many ppl simp on this satanic eyeless being

Theres reasons:

-Because he looks cute

-Because he likes blue

-Because he hates christmas

-Because he's edgy

-Because he's an alcoholic

-Because oF tHose DaMN eYES

A: Hey who is this person??

B: Oh thats Eddsworld Tom

A: Oh he looks hot

B: *he's mine.*

by Nuggetord July 10, 2020

tom delonge

1.) Guitarist for Blink 182, kewlest band eva!!
2.) Has a really nice butt, and takes good butt pics.
3.) Is an exact clone of the famous producer Mark Winiars of the band "Hoodwink".

Dood, hey. Look at that...guy. I think it's Tom Delonge. Damn he sure looks just like that Mark Winiars dooder.

by ashhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 26, 2006