Toilet ghost

Hanako

Hanako kun is a toilet ghost who lives on the third floor girls bathroom in the third stall

by anonymous March 18, 2022

Toiletlegs

An old prostitute, who is found living on the street between partners. Basically, a toilet that walks.

I saw toiletlegs at the bus stop. Her boyfriend must have thrown her out, again.

by TYMMCHN April 10, 2022

toilet-scrolling

A formal term for dead scrolling while in the bathroom (preferably on the toilet). Toilet-scrolling is often used to escape from local nuisances that may otherwise prevent dead’s rolling in other accessible areas

Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.

Why is carter using the bathroom so much, does he have bladder problems? No he’s just prone to Toilet-scrolling

by cicixoz June 5, 2022

Toilet Enigma

The toilet enigma is when you shit in the toilet a whole bunch, but when you look down at the bowl there is nothing there but water, thus the fecal matter is blinked out of existence.

"bro I just poo'd but there was nothing in the toilet when I was finished"
"another one gone to the Toilet Enigma"

by DumDeeDragon July 30, 2022

Toilet on wheels

Any kind of transport (normally rail and on-road) that is rusty, dirty and old

It's interesting, but disgusting at the same time to ride a toilet on wheels

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er February 26, 2023

toilet slapper

When you take a big shit and the poop makes a distinct slapping sound on the back of the toilet bowl.

Man I just took a huge shit and it was such a toilet slapper it echoed in the stall!

by Jkrider4x4 March 14, 2023

Toilet

A legendary item where your pee and focus goes as you sit on it naked

My toilet is golden

by Andrew tate has a buggati November 21, 2022