Me: Hey, did you hear about the hockey goalie that scored on his own net?
Friend: Yeah, I saw the replay. That definitely was a life fail.
Friend: Yeah, I saw the replay. That definitely was a life fail.
by Triple L77 February 26, 2018
Get the Life failmug. When one uses large fingers for typing word documents and is unable to spell correctly MS Word will unline the entire document with wavey red lines.
by the_riviera_kid October 10, 2010
Get the epic red line failmug. A more appropriate name for every 20 year old drunk or stoned college student's favorite 3am fast food spot (i.e. Taco Bell)
by ELEVENTHKNIGHT February 28, 2019
Get the Taco Failmug. Fail means "first attempt in learning" So don't be upset if someone says you failed,just try harder next time.
by Simonthehotcamel February 2, 2016
Get the Failmug. The last words you will ever hear if you're just an octoling test subject and drop an 8 ball into sweet nothingness
by koiyune June 7, 2024
Get the test failedmug. the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo November 18, 2011
Get the Epic Fail Cowmug. When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.
Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."
Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."
Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."
by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011
Get the fail gogglesmug.