A porch pillow is a white trash person that’s always hanging out on the porch and/or stoop of their house/apartment when you drive by.
(Driving past trailer park) Hey Martha, check out all those porch pillow(s) up to no good. They need to get a job!
by YOUxMUFFEDxUP September 2, 2021
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Get the Popping pillows mug.A pillow toy is another term for a self pleasuring device (more than likely to be a dildo) that is hidden underneath a pillow.
Me: "Dude I was cleaning my parents' room for money and when I was making their bed, I found a pillow toy."
Friend: "Haha. Really?"
Friend: "Haha. Really?"
by New Age Jesus February 22, 2019
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