Austin Gade

Someone who gets every opportunity, relationship chance, and money all handed to them.

Austin Gade got a date to prom without even trying.

by spiral_staircase December 6, 2024

Austin

They type of guy that’s good to hang out with at parties but will steal your cheeseburger. He is also the guy that will complain about how jamming his thumb is the worst pain he has ever experienced.

Tom is such an Austin.

by Austinscheeseburger November 23, 2021

Austin

Austin is sexy

Austin is a awesome cummer if that’s a word

by Aust didn’t September 4, 2019

Austin Lotion

a nigha who hellaaaaa retarded, somehow has reverse down syndrome and has like an odd amount of toes on his feet

That nigga austin lotion built like my grandma

by hectorodee December 22, 2023

Austin-Time

When someone named Austin locks in and chants "It's Austin-time" and "austined" all over the place

Austin: It's Austin-Time!
Girl: No stop!
Austin: *austined all over the place*

by NoPrinterAllFax March 4, 2024

Austin

This guy is really weird and he is also racist he can say the n word all the time and he play fortnite and hes soooo fat his belt is the equater and he loves tiny underaged minor he loves to look at them grabbing his ballsack and he would try to chase down little kids and he loves to eat dogs and cat yum yum

Gosh darn it Austin stop chasing those kids

by Iamsogayandsussy May 11, 2023

Austin Speedball

When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.

Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.

by bp_austin March 30, 2019