soft jacking

To masturbate a guy while his penis is soft until he ejaculates. (This can take a very long time and often means that he doesn't like you very much.)

Kim just kept tugging at my dick. She just kept soft jacking me until I came. That chick sure is ugly but she can soft jack like a pro!

by Sam Giberson September 22, 2007

Nasty Jacked

Getting figuratively raped, Or having gotten as such. To be beaten figuratively or literally in such a way, that you feel like someone jacked off onto your soul.

As in:

The boys Varsity lacrosse team just got beaten by 7th grade girl's. NASTY JACKED

Can be used as a descriptive, or action word as such:

"Damn man you see that hot chick"

"Yeah"

"You should go out with her"

"I already have, we fucked"

"How was it???"

"Turns out shes my 2nd cousin"

"AHAHAHAHAHA DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM, you just got NASTY JAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKEEEDDDD"

by johnny mc awesome July 19, 2009

Hammer Jacked

Masturbation or getting jacked off whereby the penis is stroked vigorously up and down with one hand and the glans (the penile head) is simultaneously pounded with the veracity of a jack hammer with the other.

Coach Torrance took me to the showers last night and I got hammer jacked. The pain and pleasure was to much and I nutted up my jock strap.

by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020

jack jordan

Another word for a small dick. However it can only be used if in context of gay relationships to specifically disguise you trying to getting your little willy wet.

Oi bruv I know we r friends but us chavs we are real closer than that, I’m 14 your 12 but I think you need to do my Jack Jordan so we can move on.

by GoodGuysAsnicker January 11, 2020

Jaw Jacking

Military slang.
Standing around talking. Genernal "shooting the shit", scuttlebutt, or gossisp.

A sergent saw his platoon jaw jacking and not doing their duties.

by Isato October 13, 2021

Apple Jacks

1. Very tasty cereal that tastes kind of like apples.

2. A drink that consists of Jack Daniel's and apple juice

1. I had Apple Jacks for breakfast.

2. I went to the bar for an Apple Jacks

by wcgold December 26, 2004

jack stephan

A reputable and reliable Southern California plumbing and heating company with kick-ass television commercials.

"For over 50 years, Southern California has been turning to Jack Stephan Plumbing and Heating for all their plumbing, drain, heating, and air conditioning needs. Servicing Los Angeles, Orange, Riverside, San Bernardino, and Ventura counties since 1946, you can count on us to provide fast, reliable service and the ultimate in customer service."
-Jack Stefanovich (Stephan, Jack Stephan)
-Jack Stephanino (Stephan, Jack Stephan)
-That name: Jack Stephan

by Fantastic Billy December 19, 2003