teletext

1. noun, the text message you send to the person you are currently on the phone with.
2.) the act of sending a text message to a person while on the phone with them

JPizzle: (while talking on the phone)
Brax!, can you teletext me that website about Lady GooGoo having oversized vagina lips instead of a non-functional penis? I gotsta see those meat-curtains, on that taco-grande!

by Airpace January 19, 2010

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Teleporting Tits

A girl who bangs so many guys, so fast, that it appears that the little slut is teleporting from bed to bed (or any other place to have sex in)

Guy 1- Hey! last night I got some from Angela at the party!
Guy 2- Hey, last night so did I, and so did I almost every other guy there. She must have Teleporting Tits.
Guy 1-...

by Dumbalumbagin November 6, 2011

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telephone roulette

The act of singling while waiting for your phone call to be answered. Any slight timing misjudgment automatically leads to awkwardness.

Charlie: P-p-p-p-p-p-p-poker face la la la la (sung)

ring ring...ring ring..

Florence: Hello?

Charlie: She got to love nobody (sung)

Charlie: ...Uhhhh

(Awkward silence)

Florence: Did I just catch you playing telephone roulette?

by Hood92 September 14, 2011

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Tele-partying

A person who is not physically at a party but is socializing with people there via skype while it is going on thus giving the impresion that he/she is there.

Person 1: Its sucks your grounded man
Person 2: Yeah I guess I'll have to go tele-partying this weekend

by Adam Flanigan October 4, 2012

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telson

The coolest kid on the block. Prone to silliness and shenanigans.

Telson is always acting a fool...I love that kid!

by MamaDeuce March 6, 2015

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TeletubbiesFact

TeletubbiesFact is an online ARG Developed online in the summer of 2017. It takes place in utah with the main character being an unstable man and his problems with his wife. During November the account was suspended at 63,000 followers. An alt was made only 2 days later called @Teletubbiefact_ which also ended up being suspended 2 weeks later at 7,000 followers. The third account is currently still up and is called @_teletubbiefact and is at 14,000 followers and has been around for only a month or so.

Have you heard of that twitter account teletubbiesfact? He's crazy as fuck!

by ilovehorror118 December 10, 2017

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