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Definitions by Hood92

telephone roulette 

The act of singling while waiting for your phone call to be answered. Any slight timing misjudgment automatically leads to awkwardness.
Charlie: P-p-p-p-p-p-p-poker face la la la la (sung)

ring ring...ring ring..

Florence: Hello?

Charlie: She got to love nobody (sung)

Charlie: ...Uhhhh

(Awkward silence)

Florence: Did I just catch you playing telephone roulette?
telephone roulette by Hood92 September 14, 2011