bigger than poop

in anal sex something bigger than poop

no you cant stick that in my ass its bigger than poop.
It hurt when he stuck it in m y ass cause it was bigger than poop.

by douche bag queen October 19, 2008

the pen is mightier than the sword

....but only if the pen very sharp, and the sword very small..

ok then...?

by tepidcow November 21, 2003

Better Nate Than Never

A phrase used to express the exellence of being in the presence of Nate, as oppossed to not being in the presence of Nate at all.

Teacher:"Nathan, You were late to class today."

Nathan:"Well,teacher! I say to you,Better Nate Than Never!"

by spartansean15 May 2, 2006

Wetter than an otters pocket

can't wait to say this XD

Idris: You seem wetter than an otters pocket tonight
Willow:oh my😳
Idris: *cool wink*
Willow: MARRY ME NOW SENPAI

by • 🍫 m e l l o 🏳️‍🌈🖕• March 6, 2021

the pen is mightier than the sword

A phrase that literally means you could cut someone in half with a pen.

Meh.

I slayed the dragon with my pen that was mightier than the sword.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 1, 2003

Faded than a hoe

I only got 3 things to say: FADED THAN
A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE

How do you feel about taking 20 shots?

I’d be FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN HOE, FADED THAN A HOE

by Ballsdeepinyourmomcurlingmytoe December 15, 2022

less than slash three

The literal pronunciation of </3, which is used to demonstrate hate.

I less than slash three you!

I hate you toooo!

by TheTim569 February 18, 2009