vape talk

talking while exhaling smoke (typically from vaporizers) resulting in a muffled sounding voice

person 1: damn bro this blue lemonade ice is hitting bro (exhaling smoke)
person 2: bro stop vape talking

by Osi777gt August 20, 2022

talking bollocks

1. Lying

2. Conversation of a generally unproductive nature. May or may not be the product of advanced ethanolic refreshment. Inane drivel; fatuous twaddle; mindless poppycock. Extended bollocks-talking symposia in public houses are one of the most beloved pastimes of the British proletariat, along with consumption of alcoholic beverages and giving each other a thorough kicking.

3. Closely related to the previous definition, any speech that is essentially devoid of meaning but aims to give an impression of deep meaning by a string of buzzwords, technical jargon, extreme polysyllabicity, and so on. Very popular in management, PR, advertising, alternative health, and other fields of employment with a high concentration of wankers.

1. He was talking bollocks for hours about how he earns £250k and was wondering which Jag he was going to buy.

2. He was talking bollocks for hours about how shitty drivers T. rexes would be because their little arms couldn't work the indicators.

3. He was talking bollocks for hours about restructuring the core operating principles in line with new concepts in holistic brand management via microinfluencers.

by derangedvet August 24, 2022

TED Talk

When Ted Cruz talks you into having an extra marital affair for the purposes of furthering your political career.

I was reluctant to give in, but after a well executed TED Talk, I was more than willing to follow Ted into the broom closet.

by RodgersIsKing July 7, 2016

hillbilly talk

Describes a false statement that is generally spread within very small (and melodrama filled) social circles... Usually stating that something is a certain way when in reality it isn't even close to being true. Their social circle is so small minded, that they themselves start to believe that it’s true just because everyone in their small network says so. They start to hate people that go against their false belief, no matter how trivial... Very similar to religion amongst narrow minded bigots.

Hillbilly Talker: You can't get a rental car anywhere unless you are 25! They just won't let you.
Knowledgeable Person: Yes you can, usually you will just get a higher risk surcharge.
Hillbilly Talker: Na uh, Zach the bartender (at some dive hole in the wall) said he tried to and they wouldn't let him because he is only 24.
Knowledgeable Person: Maybe that policy is specific to the rental company?
Hillbilly Talker: Nope, it's the same way everywhere.
Knowledgeable Person: How do you know? I got a rental car last year, and I'm only 24 this year...
Hillbilly Talker: That’s just the way it is. You are wrong.
Knowledgeable Person: Whatever.

by Daniel Cortolini December 30, 2007

google talk

A new instant messenger made by google. There isnt really much to it. Google is going for a clean almost feature-less interface. That said, its still better than aim.

Noob1: DOOD, lyk there r lyk no defining features that make google talk significant yet.
Noob2: SDFU! Everyone wanted it, now we have it.
Noob1: BLEH

by RARRIORZIZORRZFROMHELL12483958034805 September 26, 2005

talking crack

Talking nonsense, as if you are under the influence of crack.

Stop talking crack, fool!

by Yak Boy January 11, 2009

Loud Talking

A person that is involved in a conversation, whether on the phone or in person, that speaks loudly enough so that others within close proximity can hear their side of the conversation. Typically used to gain support or sympathy for themselves.

She is loud talking on her cell phone so you will feel bad for her.

by WillyBlanket July 12, 2012