Taking the lizard out for a walk

To masturbate; jerking it

Sebastian: "Hey Andrew, you wanna hang tonight?"

Andrew: "Nah man, I'm taking the lizard out for a walk rn, some other time"

by NotShadogun August 23, 2019

Taking ropes

When a guy is shooting his cum load all over a woman.

"I heard you like taking ropes."
"I do, but not cum in my hair

by Eggnerd November 11, 2019

Taking the kettle to bed

Going insane.

Jack is really taking the kettle to bed during that shrooms trip.

by Avarin December 27, 2019

taking the sixth

v. Avoiding self-incrimination by hiding behind a more powerful-sounding, but non-existent, constitutional amendment.

..............

They will not get my corpulent corpse! I am taking the sixth then seeking asylum in North Korea.

There is no sixth Mr. President.

Fake News!

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

Taking a bath

When taking a bath, you are literally soaking yourself into your own filth.

When applied in a more metaphorical sense, it means to embrace the dirty and imperfect side of you (that is stigmatized by society).

Arthur Fleck: Ah fuck it, I'm taking a bath!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 16, 2020

Taking a Greyhound to Tucson

Falling asleep public transit and waking up cuddling with a homeless guy whos actually kind of a sweetheart.

A:Did you make it home safe

B:I actually ended up taking a greyhound to Tucson

by Forlornbooby April 28, 2020

Taking her handy

Doing fuck all at work or school. Taking it easy

Taking her handy today hai

by Leitrimcunt September 26, 2020