Table Pounder

A conversation that gets you so worked up it makes you hit the table. Usually to draw attention or show anger.

Man if you tell a sexist jokes around her she becomes a real table pounder.

by She_knows_it November 15, 2016

tablebear

A very weird awkward man. Must be a male to be one. He is the one to always say the dumb puns and jokes such as knock knock jokes.

Mike is so weird, he always says the stupidest things, he's such a tablebear.

by Eilah234 January 24, 2017

table shaker

banging a girl so hard on a table

i gave her the table shaker last night

by your pseudm December 5, 2016

tabletop influenza

To do a line of cocaine, and get a runny nose shortly afterwards.

Hey Tyrone I don't know why my nose is that runny.
Hey Johnny, have you got tabletop influenza?

by bmwtuner August 14, 2017

Table Top

The act of having a three way but using the unlucky 3rd as the table

John-Tom, you want to table top
Tom-No, I always lose

by SilversSun May 3, 2017

tableauitis

The debilitating mental anguish caused by the daily tableau refresh during normal business hours.

Ugh. My tableauitis is acting up, you want to get out of here and get a cup of coffee?

by matty-ice June 6, 2017

table pour

Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.

“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”

by toastcowboy November 12, 2017