toad

word for a girl with no shape to her body

guy 1"man dat girls got no shape to her body"
guy 2 "wot like a toad"

by d watson August 2, 2008

dry toast

Boring. Like toast without butter or jelly or jam.

Bob's meetings are interesting for the first few minutes, but after that they're dry toast.
Toyotas are dry toast.

by Crow August 25, 2005

Toast Face

The face created after on eats toast at a very enjoyable and rapid speed. Looks like this:

:3

You can do it at home! Simply press colon. Then press three. Now you're toast facing! Use it for toast time!

Star scream.

"i cant believe its not butter! omnonmnonmom! :3! (MAKES TOAST FACE)" - Starscream

"You've failed me for the last time. AGAIN!" - Megatron

"I hate this family! I wish i WAS NEVER BORN! meheheheheheheawww D : " - Star scream

"PRIIIIIIIIME!"

by COCK JOKE3231 June 1, 2009

Toaster

Any person who claims to be of the opposite gender, identifies with a non-binary gender, or is not a cis male or female.

Example 1:
Ryan: "Damn, that girl is one hell of a toaster!"
Tom: "Is she even a girl?"

Example 2:
Ryan: "If we get to choose any gender can I be a toaster?"

by BlueSmoke60 November 5, 2017

unload a toad

to have a shit, especially a big one.

"I'm just going to unload a toad"
"I've got to unload this toad, though I fear it. Such a toad hasn't been seen since the Triassic Era!"

by Rift Wolf November 14, 2006

toad

A derrogatory term referring to French-speaking Canadians (Quebecoise) that attempts to be a lesser version of the term "frog," which refers to French people.

These pretentious toads are only confusing us tourists with their damn French road signs.

by Anonymous December 4, 2002

choad toads

Choad toads isn't even a word, you idiot.

The fact that Sony Roolz ACTUALLY posted this stupid choad toad definition is proof that too much fanaticism can bamage the brain.

by rolling my eyes October 18, 2003