Ticonderoga

The finest piece of lead based penmanship tools. The finest pencil on this side of Mississippi, I don't give a shit which side you're on either. When you insert this pencil into a sharpener, it almost feels as if it is made of butter, peeling off the smoothest shavings to reveal the sexy lead beneath. It holds a point longer than a 2 bit lawyer and will snap on you way less than your stepdad. 5 stars.

Gat Dayum! Did your mom get a promotion or somethin'? Where the hell you get that box of Ticonderogas?!

by Thewhorestgump October 4, 2018

Ticketmaster

Robbery, without violence

My friend was injured when he was mugged, I just went to Ticketmaster so avoided the beating when my pockets were emptied

by drstonk July 27, 2022

Poon Ticket

Used almost exclusively by men. When a girl sends you a text message that confirms either directly or indirectly that you will get some from her, that message is known as a "Poon Ticket".

Guy 1: *phone goes off, indicating a text message* Dude! I'm getting some tonight!
Guy 2: Show me that text! *steals phone* Oh, damn, show me that Poon Ticket!
Guy 1: ULTISNECIOUS

by Oingo Boingo June 20, 2007

dome tickle

suck the tip of a penis.

She couldnt get it down all the way, it was some straight dome tickle.

by formal dome March 14, 2010

She-Tick

A toxic female friend. They latch on and suck you dry.

(3:00 a.m. You're sleeping and need to get up for work in two hours. Ring, ring....)

You: "uhhhmfff, hello?"

She-Tick (through drunken hysterical tears): "Ohmygawwwd! Guess what Mr. Asshole did to me this time! Can you talk? (pick me up...watch my kids...loan me money...)"

by Fancy Rae Baker March 8, 2011

Ivory Tickler

A professional pianist with a lot of experience.

John: I need an Pianist for our band.
Frank: I heard Micheal's a real Ivory Tickler.

by Smez July 18, 2012

Dayton Tickler

The act of either ejaculating or speading ejaculant into a sleeping persons hand and tickling their face with a feather causing the sleeping person the smear the semen on his or her face. Some variations call to rub the feather on your anus prior to face tickling.

Jeff passed out drunk at the party last night and we totally gave him a Dayton tickler.

by Rblack937 November 4, 2012