come here you sexy bitch

to ask someone to come

paige

come here you sexy bitch

by cheekybitch May 23, 2020

Surf City, here we come

Theme song shared by Huntington Beach protestors and viruses alike.

As thousands of Californians stormed the beach to protest stay-at-home orders, the Coronavirus joined them in singing "Surf City, here we come!

by Monkey's Dad May 2, 2020

Where do babies come from?

The worst and the most awkward question your child will ask you in your lifetime (if you were a parent)

Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.

Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois: I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie: Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*

by Empress Kristi April 15, 2022

Mac n' Cheese Come Around

A form of severe intestinal illness spread by sharing cheese drenched noodles with a community spoon of questionable cleanliness, usually while backpacking.

Dude, my stomach feels like a spoiled packet of mountain house eggs... must have the mac n' cheese come around from those campfire leftovers last night!

by Grossham October 15, 2015

Reduce, you're coming not good to me

A phrase, originally invented in Israel. One may use this phrase when another (which he dislikes) approaches him and/or requests something from him.

*MIKE HATES DANNY*

Danny: Hey Mike what's up?
Mike: Reduce, you're coming not good to me.

by Elad .I. aka Kintaro and Johnny Fairplay March 18, 2005

want to come over tonight for breakfast?

This is an indirect way of asking someone to rail you.

Y/N: "Hey want to come over tonight for Breakfast?"
N: "We don't eat Breakfast at night? What are we going to do."
Y/N: winks.

by cumsIut September 24, 2021

Come with your pussy ate already

When a female think you gone eat her pussy but you not that other nigga so you tell her to have her bf or husband do it before she come see you

Her: I’m on my way to come see you.

Him: Make sure you come with your pussy ate already

by Sleezy Breezy June 26, 2019