weenie tard

1. A person of low fortitude and lower intelligence.

2. A person who doesn't know where "it" is supposed to go.

1. Jee broke his leg running away from a neighbor's chihuahua. What a weenie tard.

2. That weenie tard tried to stick it in her belly button.

by RipD May 14, 2008

T-tard

Anyone who is very bad at texting. Thought to originate from 'T9-tard' - people who fail to fix their T9ed texts.

e.g.
dont fuck with me - correct T9
foot dual with of. - usual T9 typo.

Nick is such a t-tard that I'm thinking of buying him a blackberry.

by Envious 314 March 16, 2009

Tard Arms

Arms that you are unable to control in any possible way.

You well just crashed into Roman on GTA 4, well done Tard Arms

by Coura Bassist May 28, 2008

Chocolate Tard

Chocolate Tard is taken from a word Chocolate Tart in which tart is replaced by tard which means retard,Chocolate Tard is the kind of person that is addicted to chocolate(usually girls) and tweet about how much they love chocolate,I mean I know chocolate is good but don't overreact.

Girl : OMGGG!!! CHOCOLATE IS SO GOODZZ ME WANTZ TO MARRY CHOCOLATE.
Me : GEEZ!,It's just a chocolate get over it,what a chocolate tard.

by DatBassPlayer August 7, 2014

Report Tard

The worst type of Internet troll. Someone who flags or complains about everything that they don't like, claiming its offensive or obscene.

I love that modeling site, but some report tard keeps flagging every picture, until they take them down.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 19, 2015

Mus-tard

A Mustang owning retard.

Yet another douchey Carbondale Mus-tard.
His car looks like a toaster with wheels & a racing stripe...

by DerpyDouche November 11, 2015

tard factory

a facility were a lot of stupid people are made or become stupid due to overexposure to misleading propaganda that leaves a person in a state of ignorance and stupidity

Washington DC is the Biggest tard factory in all human history

by lord turd December 1, 2015