stiffage

erection, morning wood, etc....

Bill: Why are you walking like that?
Bob: I can't walk due to stiffage.

by RLBMBB November 14, 2011

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Stiff Pickler

A drink. You take a shot of whiskey, then chase it with a shot of pickle juice, and finish off by eating a pickle

Last night I got so wasted. We were doin stiff picklers all night

by Jules16 January 21, 2012

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sniffering

Somebody who snorts cocaine or any other drug for the first time and struggles to sniff the entire line is usually sniffering.

A: Damn, this cocaine stuff is awesome. I feel better than i ever did!
B: Yeah, wait till you stop sniffering and you find out how to do it right! It shoots right up in your brain!

by LeKoBux January 1, 2013

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Following the urban legend that lifting weights while maintaining a full erection leads to an increase in penis length and faster muscle growth elsewhere, 'stiff lifts' describes the activity of lifting free weights while deliberately maintaining an erection, often through use of pornography.

Jeff: "mate my muscles just aren't growing"

Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."

by GrumpyBint June 10, 2013

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Smiffed

Being ignored on a social media platform. Usually by a friend who follows you closely, but envies your sweet photo/updates of your vacation in the Grand Canyon and therefore, refuses to give you the satisfaction of a "like", "favorite" or "retweet."

"How was your vacation?"
"It was great! I went hiking in the Grand Canyon!"
"Oh I saw your Instagram, way cool."
"You saw it? But you didn't like it..?"
"Oh... Yeah..."
"You smiffed me, man! You douche bag!"

by Ace2theface September 4, 2013

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