Slippery Steve 

When, while taking a dump, one allows a turd to partially leave the ass, and then pulls it back into and out of their asshole repeatedly. Also called "shit fucking".

Rob: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Steve: "I was giving myself a Slippery Steve."

Rob: "That's.... terrible."

Slippery Steve by salvatore iii December 15, 2008

Going Steve O

when you get a number of tattoos in one sitting, foolishly enduring pain like the epic Steve O, as he has many tattoos. Such as the one of his face on his back, and the smiley face he got done while off roading.

Dude- you getting a tattoo?
Dudette- yeah, stars up my arm
Dude- ouch, wont that really hurt?
Dudette- nah, I'll only have a few done at a time, im not going Steve O on it!

Going Steve O by DaveKurtandFaye January 9, 2010

My Pet Named Steve 

Markiplier's imaginary pet hamster.

"I THINK I SWALLOWED MY PET NAMED STEVE!!"

My Pet Named Steve by mrcoolswag123 February 11, 2017

Sneaky Steve 

A sneaky steve is when one brings home a woman after being completely hammered, only to find out the next morning that it was a male. Sometimes the person is so hammered that their roomates must inform them that "hot girl" they slept with was truly a man.

"Dude I met this hot chick last night at this party, the only problem was I didn't realize it was a guy till after we scrumpted! He sure pulled a sneaky steve on me!"

Sneaky Steve by Sex Panterh October 22, 2008

Why do I have to be Steve-O? 

A phrase said when one must do something that he/she does not want to do. Comes from the movie Jackass 3D, when Steve-O is introducing the stunt that he does not want to do, involving a Tee-Ball hitting him in the testicles.

One may use this when ones parental figure or boss tells them to do something they do not want to do, whilst not doing the task earns them a punishment such as not receiving a sum of money or something along those lines.

1. Steve-O: Hi, I'm Steve-O... Why do I have to be Steve-O? Hi, I'm Steve-O and this is Tee Ball! *Ryan Dunn hits him in the testicles with a Tee Ball*

2: Bob's boss: I need that inventory done by 10:00 or you will not get your paycheck!
Bob: Okay... Why do I have to be Steve-O?

Why do I have to be Steve-O? by Timmis Edwards June 29, 2011

a steve jobs blowjob 

When a girl gives a quick, simple, satisfying blowjob. Like most apple products, the blowjob doesn't consist of any hot tricks, and definitely doesn't come with the girl sucking on your sack.

What a shame, but don't worry a newer "better" version of this bj will be out next month, just UPDATE.

Dude, that girl just gave me a steve jobs blowjob, I don't want that shit ever again

a steve jobs blowjob by ricerose January 6, 2011

Rasta Steve

Any Caucasian man with dread locks.

Did you see all the Rasta Steves getting the boot from Occupy oakland?

Rasta Steve over there looks like he thinks he is at burning man everyday.

Rasta Steve by El CHente October 25, 2011