spooner

follower of the movement created by spoonkid, the rust youtuber

What's up spooners!

by ChadSh1tOnly February 4, 2022

Spooky Stork

A code word for “Cunt-Ass-Worthless-Hymie-Fucktard” used by Rodrick in diary of a wimpy kid.

“Bro, i swear Manny is such a spooky stork.”

by TheFrenchmansCumsock February 23, 2022

sphincter spoon

A very soft and skinny spoon used to clean the deep, dark, dank areas of one's ass.

"Yo where da fuck is my sphincter spoon at, I needs me self a cleanin"

by Jim J January 27, 2006

monkey spoon feet

The inability to provide a statement or answer to a question that actually makes logical sense. Often better to think before speaking. Statement such as "Be careful of meetings because sometimes meetings are only as useful as the meeting itself".

When someone says something that adds zero value or only makes sense in their mind, simply respond with monkey spoon feet.

by Munnling November 27, 2006

Spooging

A term commonly used for offloading your load.

"I just love spooging."
"I've just spooged."

by xDYRTx August 4, 2008

spooner-d

a religion in which u must masterbate before the school bus comes in the morning

nasty natural nadnerb jerking off every morning before the bus gets to his house

by im anthony April 14, 2004

Spoonface

Someone whos face bears an uncanny likeness to a spoon be it table or dessert

Honey from Eastenders is a spoonface
Katiya from Neighbours is a spoonface

by snowpaws January 21, 2009