Snow Captain

A generally good looking, professionally-established man who exhibits characteristics including (but not limited to): haughtiness, arrogance, being overly well-spoken, gray/white hair, indifference to perceived subordinates, long monologues referencing their intensely specific subset of knowledge.

A Snow Captain displays certain personality traits similar to the female counterpart, Ice Queen.

This condescending professor is apparently too good to be involved with actually teaching students. Just because he's good looking and runs his own lab doesn't mean he can ignore us and treat us like dogs. Why did I have to get stuck with this Snow Captain?

by Idrinkyourtears March 25, 2011

Snow Coning

The act of inserting ice cubes into your partners anus, then performing anal sex, with the ice cubes melting,your genitalia becomes covered in anal juice, after ejaculating,you then wipe your cum/anal juice covered genitals over your partners lips and nose.

Guy 1> that chic last night was nasty as hell

Guy 2> yeah man totally, we even used the anal ice cubes

Guy 1> You were snow coning her? Thats fucked up man.

by bored bartender December 29, 2011

Snow burger

When you hit someone in the face (esp. mouth) with a snowball during a snowball fight.

That bitch totally got served a snow burger.

by Burgz242424 August 24, 2012

snow nips

A slutty stripper with large white nipples

- dude did you see that?

- gross, snow nips.

by Allforyou November 6, 2013

snow weasel

Snow Weaselling is when a girl gets licked out on a bed

Finn got caught Snow Weaselling Lucy

by FoxPiss August 1, 2014

Snow Bear

To risk it all in the name of victory and glory.

I was going to play it safe but then I realized I wasn't a weeny so I snow beared it and won the game!

by mikeyfresh1298 July 28, 2017

Snow Mexicans

Another way to say Canadians for Americans that hate mexico, commonly used by Mexico and Canada haters to describe Canadians in an offensive way.

Person 1: Fuck canadians...sigh.
Person 2: More like Snow Mexicans.
Person 1: The fuck?!
Canadian 1: Hey, you fucking bitch, did you just said Canada was the worst country? He was my favorite hetalia character for 70 BILLION YEARS...you can't talk shit about him, motherfucker.
Mexican 1: Go fuck yourself.
Cuban 1: topkek

by pokekid January 23, 2018