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Jacob sartorius

A stupid person who thinks he is “famous” but actually makes cringe “songs”

(AKA Jacob saggytits)
Ayo you guys heard of Jacob saggytits?

You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right

You are no longer my friend Steve

Bu...

NO
by Jeffboy69 April 29, 2020
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smartphowned

To be or get pwnd by your smartphone, or made to look stupid or otherwise inappropriate or n00b-like by the auto-correct or some other function of your smartphone..
OMG, I texted my mom last night to ask if she was making her wonderful shaved pork for dinner, the damn autocorrect changed it to shaved pussy! I hate getting smartphowned!
by SiGN me in June 9, 2011
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shart

Act of farting a wet fart at which point you shit ur pants unexpecdedly causing mass embarrassment and requiring a fresh set a underwear and a throu cleaning of ur dick,balls,and ass this will usually happen at a resturant or in ur cat
Dude did u see frank shart last week it was so fucking funny dude
by wolfwind March 6, 2009
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smarts

Smarts is a slang term for the knowledge and intellegence every person needs to get along in life. It is are divided into two equally important catagories: Street Smarts and Book Smarts.

Street Smarts are based mostly on common sense and include things such as the ability to interact well in social situations, argue a point in order to get your way, or even lie your ass off if necessary and not get caught while still being able to recognize when someone else is lying.

Book Smarts are more about the knowledge and experience that are developed in school as a kid as well as throughout life. Much of the knowledge that is attributed to book smarts comes from reading (hence the name), but a large amount of it also comes from simple observation of everyday situations.
Jimmy used his street smarts to talk a cop out of giving him a speeding ticket.

Herold used his book smarts to impress the neighbors by quoting Shakespeare.
by shoop August 13, 2006
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Shart

The act of farting immediately followed by unwillingly protruding fecal matter (solid/liquid) causing quite the disturbance in your undergarments while displaying an extremely awkward facial expression.
Young skeet, "Yo dawg what is that smell? And what is that
look on yo face?"

Young poopy, "Aint nothin dawg jus plain ol' shart."
by Dr. Edgar Bacardi November 20, 2007
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Shart

To fart and sh-t at the same time.
Jess: Eww

Sara: What?

Jess: I just sharted and I feel smelly.

Sara: Eww!

Jess: I know, right?
by Sara Shay June 30, 2009
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Smartest

Chic- "Hey, did you just say the word smartest?"
Dude- "What?" ,.."oh yeah!.. because I am the smartest about everything."
by Hezeru April 6, 2017
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