Ayo you guys heard of Jacob saggytits?
You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right
You are no longer my friend Steve
Bu...
NO
You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right
You are no longer my friend Steve
Bu...
NO
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OMG, I texted my mom last night to ask if she was making her wonderful shaved pork for dinner, the damn autocorrect changed it to shaved pussy! I hate getting smartphowned!
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Act of farting a wet fart at which point you shit ur pants unexpecdedly causing mass embarrassment and requiring a fresh set a underwear and a throu cleaning of ur dick,balls,and ass this will usually happen at a resturant or in ur cat
by wolfwind March 6, 2009
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Street Smarts are based mostly on common sense and include things such as the ability to interact well in social situations, argue a point in order to get your way, or even lie your ass off if necessary and not get caught while still being able to recognize when someone else is lying.
Book Smarts are more about the knowledge and experience that are developed in school as a kid as well as throughout life. Much of the knowledge that is attributed to book smarts comes from reading (hence the name), but a large amount of it also comes from simple observation of everyday situations.
Street Smarts are based mostly on common sense and include things such as the ability to interact well in social situations, argue a point in order to get your way, or even lie your ass off if necessary and not get caught while still being able to recognize when someone else is lying.
Book Smarts are more about the knowledge and experience that are developed in school as a kid as well as throughout life. Much of the knowledge that is attributed to book smarts comes from reading (hence the name), but a large amount of it also comes from simple observation of everyday situations.
Jimmy used his street smarts to talk a cop out of giving him a speeding ticket.
Herold used his book smarts to impress the neighbors by quoting Shakespeare.
Herold used his book smarts to impress the neighbors by quoting Shakespeare.
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Get the smarts mug.The act of farting immediately followed by unwillingly protruding fecal matter (solid/liquid) causing quite the disturbance in your undergarments while displaying an extremely awkward facial expression.
Young skeet, "Yo dawg what is that smell? And what is that
look on yo face?"
Young poopy, "Aint nothin dawg jus plain ol' shart."
look on yo face?"
Young poopy, "Aint nothin dawg jus plain ol' shart."
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Dude- "What?" ,.."oh yeah!.. because I am the smartest about everything."
Dude- "What?" ,.."oh yeah!.. because I am the smartest about everything."
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