Gob-Smacked

When a person is being a little bitch on Clash of Clans and they request troops and you give them the worst troop possible, goblins.

dude kicked me out of the clan cause I disagreed with him and then everyone made him invite me back, so I had that dick gob-smacked.

by T-Kaine October 29, 2015

fuzzy dild smack

a good and/or cool thing.

fuzzy fuzzy dilds. fuzzy dild smacks. fuzzy fuzzy dild smacks

by ma jones May 6, 2004

smack tard

Commonly used in reference to a person on coke or any other hard drug

"Jason yeh I know that smack tard"

"Heres your rock ya little smack tard"

by VisOne March 25, 2003

smack my bitch up

It just means "modify my car."

I'm having the mechanic smack my bitch up.

by Janky Rolo April 11, 2005

smack'd

1.(trans. verb) When a hobo jumps out of a bush and kicks you in the family jewels.
2. (verb) when your rip a hole in your pants at Q-Zar

1. You donkey licker, you just smack'd me!

by Chris O'Mara April 23, 2004

smack wylin

1.To talk real crazy; not making any sense.
2.A false statement; something ludicrous.

Girl 1: I know you gotta a weave!
Girl 2: Girl you smack wylin I don't do weaves!

by jwupastries December 19, 2008

[smack a hoagie]

Means smoke a blunt!

Would you want to smack a hoagie after school at my house?

-lmafo (big nick)

by SirBigSexy June 4, 2010