Is a incredibly drunk person that turns into a retarded dinosaur raptor with there hands postured in front of there frail chest. These individuals are usually frail to begin with and once they get drunk they tend to fall face first down staircases.
by John Unger January 3, 2019
Get the Sloppopotamus mug.slomopopo - (noun and verb) - In full, it means SLow MOtion POetry POst, a new form of social media poetry invented in 2019 because life, partly due to technology, was moving too fast, and some remedy was needed to slow it down. Also it means the act of posting a slow motion poetry post through social media. Often a slomopopo contains a still image to add further decelerating drag and to attract the eye of the reader.
as a noun - "Because his thinking was so slow and deep, and the world of social media was moving so fast, he decided a new literary form was needed to put a foot on the brakes and slow things down, and thus slomopopo was invented."
as a verb - "Each night the dilettante poet slomopopoed all over the internet and made a terrible mess. After experiencing the posts, many people felt the need to wipe the slomopopo from their feet and also their brains.
as a verb - "Each night the dilettante poet slomopopoed all over the internet and made a terrible mess. After experiencing the posts, many people felt the need to wipe the slomopopo from their feet and also their brains.
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by Stickwood Jr May 28, 2019
Get the Slovakian Hedgehog mug.The act of recieving obscene amouts of money from a close relative for your first capitalist venture, and still trying to pass yourself off as a self-made man.
First popularised by donald J Trump--an idiot--in the now infamous phrase "a Small Loan Of A Million Dollars"
First popularised by donald J Trump--an idiot--in the now infamous phrase "a Small Loan Of A Million Dollars"
example 1:
Donald Trump sloamd his way into the upper echelons of New York society.
example 2:
"So, Mr. Burkowitz, do you think Mr. Trump is a self-made man?"
Mr. Burkowitz: "Well, Mr. Schmidt, I remain undecided on the matter, seeing that he "recieved a small loan of a million dollars from his father". It may thus be fair to say that he sloamed his way up, just like Mr. Musk over there"
Donald Trump sloamd his way into the upper echelons of New York society.
example 2:
"So, Mr. Burkowitz, do you think Mr. Trump is a self-made man?"
Mr. Burkowitz: "Well, Mr. Schmidt, I remain undecided on the matter, seeing that he "recieved a small loan of a million dollars from his father". It may thus be fair to say that he sloamed his way up, just like Mr. Musk over there"
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Desmond: Don't worry, there's only like 8 kobolds.
DM: I don't want to do this anymore, can one of you run Slopnart?
Everyone: You just got slopnarted
Desmond: Don't worry, there's only like 8 kobolds.
DM: I don't want to do this anymore, can one of you run Slopnart?
Everyone: You just got slopnarted
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