Sleep

a thing that does not exist in todays world

i did not get a lot of sleep. i had a weird dream while sleeping

by Shooting_Star6666 March 2, 2021

Sleep Typing

Just typing when sleeping on your freaking keyboard

me:Hello?
My brother: idhaoihdeioahiodshwuahsiudwhsakhdkjwhkskadbwidideidieohdaohdowhidshodhwoidhsiohaoiwhofhoehoshdihaohsdoihwoiahiodh enteirnenrnerinerienrer0210129019201921
me: wth are you sleep typing 0_0

by Abdallayes January 22, 2021

Sleep

What your stupid ass needs right now

Go to sleep stupid fuck it’s 3am

by Don’t ask mf April 16, 2021

sheepshaggers gold

When you come home after a day of fucking your gay boyfriends arse and you shove your dick in your wife’s mouth.

His gay loves shit tasted like sheep’s poo sheepshaggers gold

by Bays lions April 25, 2021

Sleep paralysis

Something that cultivates intensifying fear.

" I had sleep paralysis last night
"Sleep paralysis?"
"The most frightening thing I have experienced in my life"

by UltimateDoge May 8, 2021

Sleep deprivation

Ah yes, sleep deprivation we all know it. You either love it or you hate it. Don't be sleep deprived and no I'm not doing this on 2 hours of sleep over 3 days. ;-;

Jeff: I'm so tired I didn't sleep at all last night
Mary: Oh so your sleep deprived?

Jeff: Yeah I think so

Mary: I know that feeling too well
Jeff: Yeah Sleep deprivation isn't fun

by booblover69420 May 9, 2021

sleep

no

sleep is for the week

by why-are-u-searching-this-$hit May 18, 2021