Shikyou

A goofy ahh bitch that is auntie masa's sister
She loves to act like a god even though she's just a random evil demon. She has a oddly punchable face.

Shikyou: hHHahahahahha!1!1!1!1!!2 im a gdo!1!1!1!1!!1! Now ill behead you!1!1!!1! Ga ga ga asore hi!!1!1!1
A normal person: never asked + ratio + punchable face

Shikyou: NOOOooO!1 shtu up!!!1

by The original sillygirl.png February 24, 2023

Mummy Shit

After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.

Wife: Are you okay dear?

Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!

Wife: Pig.

by AzzaCadabra October 30, 2010

orc shit

An orc shit is a painful bowel movement. It is called orc shit because It is always accompanied by terrible noises from your anus that resemble the noises made by the orcs in the Lord of the Rings series. Death by orc shit is not common but has been known to happen to children and the elderly.

Dude, I just walked by the bathroom and I could hear Joe taking an orc shit... In not sure if he will survive.

by specialk88 September 13, 2013

revenge-shit

When you take a huge dump and just leave it there just to spite somebody.

Allan: "I just took a major revenge-shit bro. She's cleaning it right now!" *brofist
Sten: "Nice one!" *brofist

by Sandy_Vag October 2, 2014

oh shit it's the cops

A phrase said (usually yelled) when the 5-0 roll up in a compromising situation.

We were getting down at the farm party, then all of a sudden he yelled "oh shit it's the cops" and the crew bailed before we were all cuffed and booked!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

booty shit

When something is absolutely absurd and there is no reasoning behind it.

My bank is charging me for using an ATM; that's some booty shit.

by Sunflower226 October 24, 2017

Sheriff Shit-spitter

An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.

Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?

Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.

by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018