Secondary Urination

When you have such bad diarrhea that you effectively pee out of your asshole.

"Jesus christ, I ate so much Taco Bell yesterday that I've been suffering from Secondary Urination all morning"

by Justaddabsinth February 17, 2009

Sexond Date

1. a second date involving sex. 2. after a positive first date, the expectation that sex will happen on the second date.

1. "Dude, how was your second date?"

"No, my friend, it was a sexond date."

2. "How did your first date go last night?"

"Let's just say it was good enough to try for a sexond date..."

by MatheMatticus November 15, 2009

second-hand high

Usually occurring at a concert, in an atmosphere with lot's of people smoking (most likely weed) and exhaling mass amounts of smoke into the crowd. You then inhale a mass amount of this second-hand smoke, and end up high.

Person 1- "Man, you are SO high."
Person 2- "Nah man, there was just SO much smoke at that concert, I probably got second-hand high."
Person 1- "Makes sense dude, makes sense."

by wonderous12345 September 27, 2010

59 seconds

something that won't take more than a minute.

" Oh you wanna shoot the heady? Gimme my 59 seconds."

by D-black July 24, 2007

Fat Second

a term used to describe not seeing someone for 3 months. As seen in new york state when someone is in possession of 25 g to 2 oz of marijuana, they are sentenced to three months in jail. Typically occuring so often, it feels more like a fat second rather than the three months.

"Yo I haven't seen you in a long time, where have you been?"

"It hasn't been that long. I got caught riding dirty with 2 oz. and got put away for like a fat second."

by hayhayandgraham July 15, 2009

8 Second Rule

In any 80's movie two characters will stare at each other for exactly 8 seconds, at which time they will either start making out or fighting. This happens in 99% of all 1980's movies.

Jamie: Yo did you watch Blade Runner like our philosophy instructor told us to?

AJ: Yeah! It totally obeyed the 8 second rule!

Jamie: I know! It happened 3 times!

AJ: Yup, one fight scene and two make out scenes!

by Gomer B. January 19, 2011

12 seconder

when someone shoots their load within 12 seconds during their blow job virginity

Bethany: i didn't realise you were a 12 seconder mike
Mike: (cries)
Harry: ahh you 12 seconder

by sash haz jack x2 November 9, 2011