scallyfuck

A horrible person, comparable to a fucking scallywag, yet somehow worse.

Yarg, me mateys, ye be wors'n a cuntwanker. Ye be, a scallyfuck.

by Arrrson. December 3, 2010

scalemate

When u keep exercising and eating right, but the scale won't show anything gained or lost.

This sucks. I've been in a scalemate for 3 weeks now. I should have lost 5 lbs the way I'm tearing it up eating right and running every day.

by Stonecartier October 13, 2013

Scalamania

Is a person who is incredible sexy and is described to have chiseled features. Is a sex God and smarter than the average joe.

See that guy over there he is such an scalamania I want him so bad he makes me wet.

by Mattworthenwatchesgayporn January 23, 2015

Scalfing

Standing in a gymnasium with one leg bent with a foot on the back of a bleacher while resting an elbow on said leg.

Watching a basketball game while Scalfing is the best way to keep an eye on the crowd.

by Basketstheclown June 14, 2017

R-scale

The r-scale is much like the f-scale for tornados f1 equals weak tornado f5 equal strong. Except the r-scale is for retards. An R1 is someone with minor down syndrome or some other mild mental retardation. R5 is someone that is a vegetable. R2 to R4 are whatever is in between. then there is pretard for those people that should be deemed retarded but are not.

Example one of word pretard:
Pretard: man that guy has like 20 pounds of kilos of cocaine.

Example two of use of R-scale:
Man 1: hey that girl in the wheelchair over there...
Man 2: yeah what about her?
Man 1: ... shes a stupid R4 waist of skin

by Domfree October 27, 2008

Joey Scale

A unit of measuring how bad the smell from a #2 is.
Rated from 0.0 to 1.0 Joeys tells how bad it smells.
0.0 to 0.49 is relatively minor, 0.5 is a normal human.
0.51 to 0.99 is strong.
1.0 Joeys is defined with paint peeling, a black cloud, and a sense of accomplishment.
Anything 1.1+ is EPIC! Contact a physician immediately!!!

Person 1: What did that rate on the Joey Scale?
Person 2: 0.9, don't go in there for a while.

by my401coupe June 22, 2009

Dale Scale

A scale of 1-10 for rating girls. Girls will tend to acheieve a higher rating than usual on the Dale Scale, usually of +2. So a girl who is a 6 on a 'normal' scale, would achieve an 8 on the Dale Scale. Approximately, 90% of girls will acheive at least an 8.

Dale: "Oooh hello, check out the girl on the left!"
Friend: "Dale Scale?"
Dale: "Easy 9"

by Sheeep fiddler June 30, 2010