Swamp Log

When you insert your penis into a girls (or guys) asshole, and leave it inserted for an extended period of time (10-15 minutes for example), until your penis collects a film of feces, creating the effect of a swampy log.

Dude... Jake just gave Scotts girlfriend the swamp log, his dick is sooo nasty.

by Cosmic Ralph June 24, 2009

Swamp Logger

Male slamhog

That guy is such a swamp logger he probably has sixteen STD's!

by micklb June 28, 2009

swamp dog

One who is so crazy wierd that they seem to creep instead of walking, or laugh instead of talking, who, if aproached you and asked where a member of your family was, would make you want to run away and take a shower. The creepiest of land mammals, the dirtiest of men.

Dave: Man, that Beatty kid is a real swamp dog, creepin' round an' such.
Mike: Shit, I'm goin' home.

by DCMizzle April 25, 2007

swampy

When your nuts stick to the inner theigh and start to sweat alot

Yo my balls be gettin swampy from workin out in this mad heat all day

by blakey November 24, 2004

Swampass

1. An ass that has become sweaty and sticks to one's shorts.
2. A term for a hick who comes up into the union.
3. An wet scaley ass, resembling that of a fish.

"Wow Jack, why does that swampass Sarah from TN have to come up and visit?"
"Oh my god, look at Sarah's swampass! My libido will never return!"

by The Avenger July 23, 2008

swamp water

n: liquid that violently evacuates the rectum while one suffers from diarrhea.

i filled the toiletbowl with swamp water after gnoshing a savagely hot curry from two fat indians.

by misterwhite July 13, 2006

swamp rabbit

A swamp rabbit will jump you in a dark alley, steal all of your shit and run off before you know what happened.

Last night was the worst night of my life because I was jumped by a fucking swamp rabbit walking to my car and he took my keys and my wallet .

by Rockthislook December 18, 2015