Split ham surprise

When a pantless female proceeds to bendover and pull both ass cheeks open as far as possible allowing the anus to prolapse.

The woman proceeded to bendover and spread her ass displaying her split ham surprise for the world to see.

by Rapscallion666 January 2, 2012

prom night surprise

A girl who concieves her first born on prom night. Her date remembered the corsauge,but forgot the protection.

The quarterback got a real shock on graduation day,when his cheerleader girlfriend told him she was eight weeks pregnant!! You can say he got a real Prom Night Surprise!!

by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013

sock drawer surprise

When you find your mothers dildo.

I was looking for the towel's, but I found a sock drawer surprise.

by Dub's May 12, 2016

early morning sunrise

Cracking an egg in a woman's genitals after intercourse.

I loved her so much that I gave her a early morning sunrise

by datbistara January 29, 2017

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

The act of retaining a concoction of corn syrup and black food coloring in one's rectum moments or sometimes hours before performing anal sex; terrifying the penetrator.

Yeah, my girlfriend is way too devoted to Halloween, man. She even pulled Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise on me. I had ants in my apartment for weeks.

by Dunkeroo November 29, 2019

Baked potato surprise

When you cum in a baked potato and strangle your sister

I did the baked potato surprise yesterday

by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019

Red velvet surprise

When a male/female licks a menstruating woman’s anus and period blood has seeped down to it.

-Bro, Jessica gave me a red velvet surprise last night...
-that’s why I only eat ass with the lights on.

by Sharpsean October 12, 2020